I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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