but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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