just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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