people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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