You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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