this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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