i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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She told me I should be a condom model.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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