Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
