Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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