i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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