I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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