What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
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Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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