i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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