So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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