I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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