she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm passing your future prison.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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