Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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