New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
