I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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