There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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