what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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