im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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