Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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