i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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