addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize