We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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