Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
