I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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