How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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