was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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