omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
