Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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