I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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