now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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