Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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