Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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