Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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