This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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