Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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