That's when you crack a 10am beer
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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