I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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