As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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