All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
