Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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