If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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