Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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