I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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