Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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