only if we run a train.
done.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You ruined the universe
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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