Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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