you guys were way drunker than both of me
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
