But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Semen is not good for contacts.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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