That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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